July 29, 2009

Another small victory for the terrorists.

Thousands of people were evacuated from a JPMorgan Chase office building in Columbus, Ohio on Tuesday after an employee spotted "a black, boxlike device with lights, wires and a timer in a first-floor conference room" and called authorities.

Employees were evacuated to the parking lot, where some were overcome by the day's heat and had to be treated by paramedics.

Later, Chase spokesman Jeff Lyttle explained to the Columbus Post-Dispatch what the terror device was: "It has lights on it and sits in front of you, and when you have two minutes left, it prompts you; and when you have one minute left, it prompts you."

And when it's just sitting there on a desk, it scares some people shitless.

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