10: In addition to free health care, Kenyans entitled to weekly massages.
9: Canadian-style hospitalization rules mandate Labatt Blue I.V. drip for all patients.
8: Tea-Party-related injuries not covered.
7: People of colour not required to sit in back of ER waiting areas.
6: Carrying of concealed firearms by anesthetized patients forbidden.
5: Before being euthanized, elderly patients to be used as test subjects for live organ transplants.
4: Mandatory recycling of bandages and sharing of casts.
3: As cost-saving measure, hospital gowns to be 3 inches shorter.
2: Surgical masks to feature advertising.
1: Poor people will have access to basic medical care.
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They must be mad they didn't think of the surgical mask ad space first.
So do we still have to fund Medicare, Medicaid, and the various Access programs? 'Cause I guess those aren't basic medical care?
Nationalized health care makes me growl. Grr.
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